So yesterday I was trying to make a chemical solution (good Lord, people, take cover).
I was searching around for one of the ingredients and had managed to assemble a little posse of my (male) colleagues to help me find the chemical. We decided it must be beneath one of the fume hoods.
As I bent over to pull the bottle out from under the hood... rrrrrrrip! My pants split. In a very serious way. A good 8-inch split from the top of the pocket all the way down to my nether-regions.
I was wearing minimalistic undergarments, and as such, my firmed, toned, and tan ass (HA!) was left totally exposed before the eyes of my male coworkers.
They immediately scattered, muttering things like "Oh, I'm glad you found the chemical..."
Now all I need to do is accidentally expose a breast one of these days, and we will be all set.
Wednesday, October 29, 2008
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Oh! That's horrible! But at least your male colleagues had the good grace to leave you be (however awkwardly). Lab coats are indeed a godsend.
CEiA, that is fantastic! Dr. Isis also wears minimal undergarments. I suppose we should count ourselves lucky that we wear them at all (as opposed to someone else we all know), otherwise it would have been your Pikachu flapping in the wind.
CEiA, you totally make my day, yet again.
Definitely a candid from the candid engineer. Way to go with a lab coat and making the best of the humor of the situation. Also props to the guys in your lab for not exploding the situation.
Hey, if you are gonna flash some ass, you might as well make it count! Granny panties certainly would have made a different impression (=not hot). When you flash a boob, make sure you have some hot bra on - keep the hotness going. I'm sure the boys were droooooling.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Awesome.
Yeah, I gotta go with you should be grateful it wasn't granny panties and Auntie Flo.
But you have some prudes in your lab. If that had happened in my lab, I would have been made fun of for at least a week afterwards. The guys would probably have liked me better for it though.
I shouldn't laugh, but I did! I recently broke the fly on my favorite pair of pants very early in the work day and had wear my jacket all day to avoid unnecessary glances at my (also) minimalistic undergarments. Wearing a lab coat is a good habit to get into btw.
Oh good god I choked on breakfast. Superb! And I'm sure you carried it off with panache.
At least they didn't split to reveal your laundry day granny panties!
And I have to agree with Dr. J... My labmates would have made fun of me till I cried uncle instead of scurrying off.
Ah! Been there, done that! I was in the animal facility trying to suit up in the paper jump suit thing, and had one foot in, as the forklift of Lab Science Diet zoomed around the corner, so I was trying to hop out of the way on one foot with the other foot caught in the paper suit... and my other foot got caught and I started to fall forward, and then.... *riiiiip* my favorite seersucker pants were no more. And it was 11am, and I had an whole day of labwork to do, and an hour commute to get home on public transportation. I had to try to tape my pants together with lab label tape.
that was FANTASTIC. I'm so glad that you were wearing sexy minimal undergarments as apposed to granny pants. You made my day!
That was not how I was expecting that blog post to end. I am LMAO. On the plus side, I suspect you will never have a hard time getting your co-workers to help you search for something in the future.
I think you just experienced my worst nightmare. You appear to have survived, though. You are brave and strong!
You are my personal hero.
holy shit that is hilarious! thanks for sharing
Yikes! OK, this convinces me ... I have to throw out any remaining granny panties and invest in some butt floss!
Oh my god...
Between you and Dr. Isis's sparkling vajajay... I'm beginning to see that my life is hideously dull. And that may not be a bad thing.
And you wonder why you get dirty google searches leading to your blog?
Here, throw these in your blog too: teen, easy, skirt, horny, voyeur, gangbang, Sarah Palin.
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